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-A story by Alice.
Alice, 16, female. Im no good at this blog stuff so hey.
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darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

4 days ago on April 16th | J | 45,078 notes
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wickedclothes:

Kitty Stud Earrings

Keep a furry friend with you wherever you go. These cute earrings resemble a kitty hanging from your ear lobe. Available in black, silver, and several other colors. Sold on Etsy.

4 days ago on April 16th | J | 4,956 notes

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4 days ago on April 16th | J | 159,721 notes

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

4 days ago on April 16th | J | 59,287 notes

nentindo:

okaynadine:

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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

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1 week ago on April 12th | J | 80,743 notes

alder-knight:

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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that picture in front of the stonewall is giving me an entirely unfair amount of feels

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miscaitlin:

jerrkoff:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

MY DAD IS SINGING TO A STICK INSECT

I BET YALL THINK I WAS JOKING image

y did u blur out his boobs

keepin tumblr clean

1 week ago on April 11th | J | 14,192 notes

lady-out-of-time:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side

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but from straight on it just looks scared and confused

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Just like the United States

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cobscookbay:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

This is very important!!!

cobscookbay:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

This is very important!!!

1 week ago on April 11th | J | 112,965 notes

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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benedictsbottom:

0xytocinn:

fair enough

#sherlock textin john

benedictsbottom:

0xytocinn:

fair enough

1 week ago on April 11th | J | 131,322 notes

gilliananderson:

weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

 

1 week ago on April 11th | J | 359,867 notes